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memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via iamamesscursedandblessed)

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of this instant-classic segment from last night’s Daily Show.

(via comedycentral)

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shadowsonwater:

Tyler Oakley’s SPECIALAUGUEST.

I think Tyler Oakley is fabulous! So proud of my home state for spitting him out and making us all happy. Thank you Michigan.

(via tyleroakley)

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best-of-funny:

lulz-time:

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

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(via dr-perfect)

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cubmodebruh:

wanafrick:

STOP SCROLLING.

Do you see this?

Peeps Marshmallow Chicks do not accurately represent a real chick in any way.

They are shorter, they are unnaturally yellow, they have little dots for eyes.

If Peeps were actual real chicks, they would have serious health complications because they are made of sugar and gelatin.

Above all that, if a Peep chick wanted to walk, it could not. It would nosedive, because it has no legs or arms or actually any moving ligaments whatsoever.

I hope I inspired chicks everywhere with this message.

Remember, when you look in the mirror, it’s not you who’s ugly.

It’s society that’s ugly.

IM CRYING.

(via dr-perfect)

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